So we showed up the first day, Jen and I in preppy little tankini's, completely wrapped in towels because it was the end of winter... Amy in her bikini! We announced we'd be training for a triathlon -in this puddle- and would they mind if we joined them? The two women looked at each of us with the up and down, then to each other..... then in the pool, sizing it up in their minds and the 5 of us fitting in there... reluctantly they agreed, and in we hopped.
First of all, I could not swim. I could swim, like get from here to there with some sort or motion I used with my hands and feet flapping type of thing, but it looked so pitiful. At one point, one of the women (not the one I bumped into) asked me if I was trying to swim for speed or to keep myself afloat. Instead of offering to help me, she held on to the side of the pool and watched. It was entertaining, as I now know.
Jen was contemplating a different suit because she was still nursing and the top was a little uncomfortable, plus, the pool was so small, and she thought we should try and -get this- lock our feet to some bars along the sides of the pool and just do the arm motion for the whole swim/workout time. We actually tried it. I almost drowned.
So then we graduated to the YMCA and bought swim caps and goggles. The first day with swim caps and goggles, the 3 of us stood in the locker room, squeezing our thighs together while laughing for a good 10 minutes. We all have really long hair, so we had to put it up in buns, and there was this protrusion of matter jetting out from the backs of our heads, underneath a very fitted rubber cap. We looked prehistoric and ridiculous! The googles added a new dimension of coolness - what those things do to your eyes is wrong on so many levels. I can't believe there hasn't been a better invention for swimmers. Just plain wrong. So of course, we tried the whole goggles-suctioned-so-tight-our-eyeballs-bulged.....We tried the swim cap on over our eyes and goggles on top......We had Amy do the ear-out-of-the-cap look because, well, her ears have a mind of their own in the swim cap.
This was us in Niantic doing a swim in the waters the race was going to be in, in our dollar store "wet suits" and matching caps.
This whole post came to mind after receiving an email from our JDRF Chapter Leader. Included in the welcome email was a .pdf file with some apparel we can purchase for our ride and as part of the Chapter Team. The one thing that sent me doubled over in stitches was the "Coach Bib Short set" that our Coach could wear, if he so desired. I mean, seriously, who wears that stuff?? I can not wait to get out on the road with my camera and document upcoming swims, rides and runs. Can't wait! Half the fun of all this is the group of people and the memories made along the way. And the apparel. I wonder who will be the first in the one-piece bib set this year.....
Loaf it!
I think I have finally figured out how to post a comment. Since this is for Betsey I will gladly put up with those dorky photos. PP
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